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tinderriffic

Ever wondered what goes through a girl's mind when she's on Tinder?
ugh, shirtless shot, gross - NOPEfirst photo is you drinking beer and pulling a finger sign? what are you, 20? - NOPEoh look you have a motorbike. and you ride it sometimes. look, there it is again. and again. ummm, do you have a face? oh there it is. - NOPEjust one photo. just one? do you think you're so attractive that one single photo is enough to catch my interest? - NOPEoh look you're smiling! you have a nice open face. nice to see your eyes. no profile tho. hmmmm. ok but only because you smiled. - YESnaked torso - NOPEnaked torso - NOPEphoto with bikini babes, seriously? why would that attract me? is it supposed to act like a reference? - NOPEnaked torso - NOPEtank top with generic brand like elwood - NOPEfour photos, none smiling - NOPEoh another smile! yay! AND a bio! AND you have interests apart from sport and alcohol. i'm actually swooning. - YESbio has snapchat in it - NOPEoh crap i know …

fridge magnet poetry, or "what happens when you reduce the english language to a select few words"

Fridge magnet poetry, in my experience, always comes out sounding either deeply emotional...

shake me to the shadow
only to show me
my weakness

...somehow bitter...

she felt eternity trudge         
                       pound 
                               and fall through her
like drool over a honeyed winter death
aching with his cool beauty, a black symphony of woman worshipping man
but men are delicate and always they run


...dauntingly erotic...

as languid tongues part peach petals
delirious love milk soars frantic
over smooth white skin like summer rain


....or plainly silly...

want tiny gorgeous butt
must eat less chocolate


...perhaps it's just me.

In other news, I made my first ever batch of home made marmalade tonight, with oranges from my friend's tree. Poetry and cooking go together very well...

the little cook makes a sweetly bitter produce
burns it just a touch